I was talking about "humdingers", not slips of the tongue and repeated syllables. As I alluded to, I sometimes say some very stupid things. Most of the time, it is completely accidental...or simply carelessness. This evening's side-splitter though was neither exactly.
I was trying to describe how the shin of my right leg feels...and so I asked Savannah, "Do you ever feel like your muscle is stuck to your shin-bone?"
I collapsed onto a chair laughing as the import of what I had just said hit me.
I was able, after a getting some air back into my lungs, to re-phrase that idiotic statement. By "stuck to", I was referring more to a feeling of tightness--for instance, how your skin feels when you get glue on it. That type of constricted feeling.
But anyway...if anyone ever tells you that Racheal is a bit of a idgit when it comes to her similes...go right ahead and agree with them...