I've had this thing for over six years at this point (if I remember correctly which birthday I got it) and between year one and now, I never really learned how to play it (it sat abandoned in a closet for probably four years without being touched), much less take care of it (we'll make health excuses part of things). Anyway, I guess in my idiotic, not-knowing anything about brass instruments state (I grew up surrounded by strings, remember?), the idea that it might need to be cleaned never entered my head. (Seriously though, all that spit that gets flung down-tube? Of course it's going to need to be cleaned!)
Now that I'm actually *trying* again to learn how to play it, I just couldn't get past that moldly taste yesterday...so this happened: